butch-the-prince-of-booty:

so my mom came home from work and woke me up from my nap and the first thing she said was “OH MY GOSH HONEY WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR NECK AND COLLAR WHO DID THIS OH MY GOSH!”i panicked so i said "mum, i fell and hit the corner of the table really hard"guysshe believed me.
(why does my hair look so fuckin dark, it’s blond man)

butch-the-prince-of-booty:

so my mom came home from work and woke me up from my nap and the first thing she said was “OH MY GOSH HONEY WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR NECK AND COLLAR WHO DID THIS OH MY GOSH!”
i panicked so i said
"mum, i fell and hit the corner of the table really hard"
guys
she believed me.

(why does my hair look so fuckin dark, it’s blond man)

spork:

when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know howimage

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